1. Excessive hugging to check out what you've got: he claims he's just a friend but can’t keep his hands away from you “private” areas. Tell him to go get married. He's sneaky.
2. The line, “sorry do I know you from somewhere?” We all know that It's an outdated line used by our granddads to pick a woman in the 20s. He’s probably done that to many women. Best answer – No I dunno ya, smile and click the ignore button.
3. Catch him checking out another gorgeous girl: he says “oh baby, checking her Louis Vuitton. Wanna get it for you on your birthday.” Do you believe that crap?
4. He's got this girl he's close with: he claims she's just a friend. She cooks for him, does his laundry and calls him at weird hours. Then you saw her underwear and toothbrush in his bathroom. Your man stutters and says, “oh em em em… em baby it's not what you think. She got a stain while helping out in the kitchen.” It also affected her panties too? And what is the lie about her toothbrush? What does he take you for?
5. Doesn't want you to visit or wants a call before you come: He claims he loves you but has an excuse every time you wanna visit. Prefers taking you out and claims it's serene there. Where's more serene than home? You gotta call your man before you visit? Your dude's got skeletons.
6. He answers lots of calls from women he claims are just friends. The weird thing is that he answers them in private. Wise up gurl. I bet he answers your call in private when he's with them too.
7. Still on call: his phone is on silent, switched off or he ignores calls when he’s with you. Sometimes he registers names with codes. Eg, IT, Ti, BM, G2, PC etc. You buy that crap? Bless sis.
8. You are at a party and he’s not holding you as usual. He doesn't even sit close to you. You got worried and attempt to be close to your fine dude. But he says “Baby, I’ve got slight headache.” Yet drinks and eats and even laughs with friends as usual. You believe him? Nah! He’s either checking out another babe or one of his girlfriends is close feet away.
9. Your name is Jennifer yet he unconsciously calls you by another name like Sandra, Titi, Magdalene, Dorcas. You think its normal or you dismiss it as a mistake. Wait a minute sugar!!! You are either dumb or nonchalant. His mother, sisters or anyone you know him with doesn’t go by that name. Who then is Sandra? Ask him next time he calls you another name. He’s spending time with another woman or you’re the other woman. I fear you are the other woman because out of the abundances of the mind the mouth speaks.
10. You saw a used condom in his jacket and he say gives a whole "kakameme" story about how his friend tuck it into jacket and forgot to retrieve it. What happened to his friends pocket that he cannot keep his things? be wise, he is damn sneaky.
11. Every time you go out and it's time to pay, that's when he strikes a conversation with a person across the table, goes to the bathroom or forgets his wallet. Are you kidding me? okay next time don't pay until he gets back and give him the bill. he's a sneaky freeloader
Gotta go. Feel free to comment on this post and add to this list of sneaky guys tricks if you have an experience with one or suggestion.
NOTE:
Next post I will continue our series of, 10 THINGS A MAN BRINGS INTO THE RELATIONSHIP PART VII.
Purest Love,
Collins Agboju
